Knock Knock Jokes for Teens – Funny, Cool & School-Friendly

Teen life is full of school stress, late replies, group chats, awkward crush moments, and endless scrolling. That’s exactly why knock knock jokes for teens never go out of style. They’re quick, playful, and perfect for sharing with friends, classmates, or even in a group chat when things get boring.

This collection brings together funny, clever, clean, cool, and trending knock knock jokes made especially for teenagers. Every joke is easy to understand, relatable, and designed to hit that sweet spot between cringe and comedy. Whether you’re looking for school-friendly laughs, social-media humor, or party jokes, this list has something for every mood.

So knock, knock… who’s there?
A whole lot of laughter. Let’s get into it 😄

Table of Contents

Best Knock Knock Jokes for Teens That Never Get Old

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wi-Fi.
Wi-Fi who?
Wi-Fi so slow, I finished my whole life story waiting.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Homework.
Homework who?
Homework called… I sent it to voicemail.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alarm.
Alarm who?
Alarm you serious? It’s morning again?!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snack.
Snack who?
Snack attack incoming—protect the chips.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Teacher.
Teacher who?
Teacher you later… after my panic-study session.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Text.
Text who?
Text me back—I’m emotionally invested now.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mirror.
Mirror who?
Mirror-cles happen… my hair finally cooperated.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Phone.
Phone who?
Phone down—I’m “just checking one thing.”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Group chat.
Group chat who?
Group chat’s typing… chaos loading.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Crush.
Crush who?
Crush-ing my confidence with one “hey.”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Battery.
Battery who?
Battery at 1%—same energy.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Playlist.
Playlist who?
Playlist changed—now I feel like the main character.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Math.
Math who?
Math me later—I’m avoiding numbers today.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Drama.
Drama who?
Drama-free? Sorry, wrong house.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Glow up.
Glow up who?
Glow up loading… please don’t refresh.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Late.
Late who?
Late again—it’s my signature move.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Exam.
Exam who?
Exam-ined my soul and found panic.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
TikTok.
TikTok who?
TikTok blinked… now it’s 2 AM.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snooze.
Snooze who?
Snooze button—my forever best friend.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Monday.
Monday who?
Monday… please leave your negativity outside.

Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Teens to Share with Friends

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bestie.
Bestie who?
Bestie-lieve it or not, I brought snacks.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roast.
Roast who?
Roast you? Only if you start it first.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Meme.
Meme who?
Meme-ories loading… please laugh responsibly.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Secret.
Secret who?
Secretly, I’m the funniest friend here.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chips.
Chips who?
Chips and I are in a serious relationship.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Screenshot.
Screenshot who?
Screenshot this—because you’ll deny it later.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Filter.
Filter who?
Filter off… still cute. Respectfully.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hangout.
Hangout who?
Hangout later? My schedule says “yes.”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Laugh.
Laugh who?
Laugh now—therapy is expensive.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Whisper.
Whisper who?
Whisper? Nah, I prefer public chaos.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cringe.
Cringe who?
Cringe? That’s my personality trait.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Plan.
Plan who?
Plan A failed—welcome to Plan Snacks.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dare.
Dare who?
Dare you to send that text… I’ll watch.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Vibes.
Vibes who?
Vibes are good—don’t ruin them.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tea.
Tea who?
Tea time—spill everything.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Late reply.
Late reply who?
Late reply? I was fighting for my life (sleeping).
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snap.
Snap who?
Snap back—my streak has feelings.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Inside joke.
Inside joke who?
Inside joke… you had to be there.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hype.
Hype who?
Hype you up—because that’s friendship.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Squad.
Squad who?
Squad goals—but make it snacks and laughs.

One-Liner Knock Knock Jokes for Teens with Quick Punchlines

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lag.
Lag who?
Lagging so hard, I’m replying from yesterday.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mood.
Mood who?
Mood: do not disturb.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Glow.
Glow who?
Glow up in progress—no photos allowed.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spam.
Spam who?
Spam calling me? Blocked immediately.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Notes.
Notes who?
Notes? I thought we were vibing.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chill.
Chill who?
Chill—I’m already at max lazy.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rizz.
Rizz who?
Rizz-pectfully, I forgot what to say.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Quiz.
Quiz who?
Quiz? I need a breathing break.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snack.
Snack who?
Snack first, opinions later.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Typo.
Typo who?
Typo—my phone panicked, not me.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Vacuum.
Vacuum who?
Vacuuming my motivation away.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Update.
Update who?
Update me later—my brain is buffering.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Panic.
Panic who?
Panic? No, I call this “focus.”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Screenshot.
Screenshot who?
Screenshot it—future you will forget.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Weekend.
Weekend who?
Weekend—please come rescue me.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Study.
Study who?
Study? That’s tomorrow’s problem.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wi-Fi.
Wi-Fi who?
Wi-Fi left… so did my patience.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Focus.
Focus who?
Focus? My brain opened 12 tabs.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sleep.
Sleep who?
Sleep is the real priority.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Vibe.
Vibe who?
Vibe check passed—moving on.

Clean and Safe Knock Knock Jokes for Teens

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sun.
Sun who?
Sun-ny day? Let’s smile like we mean it.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Pencil me in for a good day.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cookie.
Cookie who?
Cookie-late? I saved you one.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hug.
Hug who?
Hug you later—unless you need one now.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Calm.
Calm who?
Calm down—your smile beats stress.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Book.
Book who?
Book a seat—story time is starting.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peach.
Peach who?
Peach-ful vibes only.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Bee kind—your words matter.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joy.
Joy who?
Joy-fully announcing: you’re doing great.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Star.
Star who?
Star-t smiling—it’s contagious.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Note.
Note who?
Note to self: today will be better.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wave.
Wave who?
Wave hello—new friends welcome.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Glow.
Glow who?
Glow and grow—one step at a time.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Smile.
Smile who?
Smile—your face deserves it.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rain.
Rain who?
Rain or shine, you still matter.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peace.
Peace who?
Peace and snacks—best combo.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Friend.
Friend who?
Friendly reminder—you’re appreciated.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cloud.
Cloud who?
Cloudy day? Let’s bring sunshine anyway.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Treat.
Treat who?
Treat yourself—after you finish that task.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yay.
Yay who?
Yay you—small wins still count.

Clever Knock Knock Jokes for Teens for Smart Minds

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thesis.
Thesis who?
Thesis the reason I overthink everything.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Algorithm suggests: go touch grass.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Logic.
Logic who?
Logic says laugh—emotions say nap.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Binary.
Binary who?
Binary choice: study or suffer. I choose sleep.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Puzzle.
Puzzle who?
Puzzle me this—why is school so early?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Quantum.
Quantum who?
Quantum leap from confident to confused in one question.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Syntax.
Syntax who?
Syntax error—my brain stopped compiling.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gravity.
Gravity who?
Gravity keeps pulling me back to my bed.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
History.
History who?
History repeats—so does my procrastination.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Neuron.
Neuron who?
Neuron my side—this joke is smart.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Theorem.
Theorem who?
Theorem-inds me… I forgot everything.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Data.
Data who?
Data proves I need a nap.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Philosophy.
Philosophy who?
Philosophy question: why do I exist… in math class?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eclipse.
Eclipse who?
Eclipse the homework with my “later.”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Matrix.
Matrix who?
Matrix my life—this can’t be real.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Equation.
Equation who?
Equation: me + bed = happiness.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Optics.
Optics who?
Optics check—I look fine, I’m not.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Calendar.
Calendar who?
Calendar says exams. I say “why.”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Probability.
Probability who?
Probability of me studying early? Very low.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Theory.
Theory who?
Theory: I’ll be productive. Practice: I scroll.

Silly Knock Knock Jokes for Teens for Pure Fun

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pickle.
Pickle who?
Pickle me—this joke makes no sense.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noodle.
Noodle who?
Noodle-ly? I can’t stop laughing.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana peel.
Banana peel who?
Banana peel-ase… that was slippery humor.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goose.
Goose who?
Goose-bumps? Nope, just giggles.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Socks.
Socks who?
Socks and sandals—fashion rules fear me.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bubble.
Bubble who?
Bubble wrap me, I’m over-excited.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Cheese the day… then nap hard.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut ask questions—just bring snacks.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pajamas.
Pajamas who?
Pajamas all day—fashion is optional.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Duck.
Duck who?
Duck-umentary: me eating loudly.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Zebra.
Zebra who?
Zebra-lly can’t act normal today.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sprinkle.
Sprinkle who?
Sprinkle joy everywhere… and crumbs.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ghost.
Ghost who?
Ghosting chores—boo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Popsicle.
Popsicle who?
Popsicle-ly I’m cool now.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kangaroo.
Kangaroo who?
Kangaroo-tine says nap time.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Penguin.
Penguin who?
Penguin-ly slid into this joke.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tomato.
Tomato who?
Tomato-ly serious… just kidding.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sloth.
Sloth who?
Sloth mode activated—productivity canceled.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal-ously, breakfast for dinner again.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yo-yo.
Yo-yo who?
Yo-yo moods—it’s a teen thing.

Cool Knock Knock Jokes for Teens Teens Actually Love

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Vibe.
Vibe who?
Vibe check—approved. Come in.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Flex.
Flex who?
Flex alert: replied in under one minute.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Drip.
Drip who?
Drip so clean, even my mirror noticed.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chill.
Chill who?
Chill out—my stress already left the chat.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Glow.
Glow who?
Glow up loading… don’t screenshot yet.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Slay.
Slay who?
Slay the day—then slay a nap.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snap.
Snap who?
Snap back—my streak is fighting for its life.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rizz.
Rizz who?
Rizz-pectfully… I forgot my words.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Main character.
Main character who?
Main character energy—watch me open the fridge dramatically.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Low-key.
Low-key who?
Low-key tired, high-key hungry.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
No cap.
No cap who?
No cap—I’m funny. Your laugh just lagged.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Playlist.
Playlist who?
Playlist changed—confidence updated.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Glow stick.
Glow stick who?
Glow stick with me—this party needs help.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aura.
Aura who?
Aura points gained for replying with effort.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Filter.
Filter who?
Filter off—still serving.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Charger.
Charger who?
Charger needed—physically and emotionally.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Trend.
Trend who?
Trend alert: me pretending to be productive.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Screenshot.
Screenshot who?
Screenshot this—I’m not explaining twice.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Late.
Late who?
Late reply—I was fighting demons (sleep).
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Swag.
Swag who?
Swag you doing? Hopefully chilling.

Short Knock Knock Jokes for Teens for Instant Laughs

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tea.
Tea who?
Tea time—spill it.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lag.
Lag who?
Lagging again—help.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snooze.
Snooze who?
Snooze squad.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snack.
Snack who?
Snack now.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mood.
Mood who?
Mood: silent.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
LOL.
LOL who?
LOL, same.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Crush.
Crush who?
Crush? Panic.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wi-Fi.
Wi-Fi who?
Wi-why?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Math.
Math who?
Math? No.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Glow.
Glow who?
Glow mode on.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snap.
Snap who?
Snap back.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Read.
Read who?
Read receipts hurt.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Quiz.
Quiz who?
Quiz? Cry.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Late.
Late who?
Late again.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Drama.
Drama who?
Drama? Pass.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sleep.
Sleep who?
Sleep first.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Phone.
Phone who?
Phone died.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Study.
Study who?
Study later.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Vibe.
Vibe who?
Vibe only.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Weekend.
Weekend who?
Weekend—save me.

Classic Knock Knock Jokes for Teens Everyone Knows

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say homework?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry—it’s just a joke.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in—it’s cold out here.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Tank you very much.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split—now it’s awkward.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you—don’t make it weird.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No—cow says moo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up—we’re late!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell—I’ll knock.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me later.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas come in—it’s cold outside.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yoda.
Yoda who?
Yoda one for me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Waffle.
Waffle who?
Waffle you be doing today?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beak.
Beak who?
Beak careful—this joke is sharp.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dough.
Dough who?
Dough-n’t forget to laugh.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do better.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little laugh right now.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe stop laughing? Because I can’t.

Witty Knock Knock Jokes for Teens with Sharp Humor

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Deadline.
Deadline who?
Deadline—the reason I suddenly believe in miracles.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Autocorrect.
Autocorrect who?
Autocorrect ruined my reputation again.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
K.
K who?
K… wow. Such effort. Truly inspiring.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Confidence.
Confidence who?
Confidence left when the teacher said “presentation.”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Silence.
Silence who?
Silence—because my social battery just died.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cancel.
Cancel who?
Cancel my plans—I’m in my hoodie era.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Focus.
Focus who?
Focus? My brain opened 12 tabs.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Grades.
Grades who?
Grades…the reason my smile has trust issues.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Overthink.
Overthink who?
Overthink? I replayed that moment 47 times.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Excuse.
Excuse who?
Excuse me—my homework disappeared mysteriously.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Respect.
Respect who?
Respectfully… I’m leaving this conversation.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Energy.
Energy who?
Energy left earlier—check back tomorrow.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Evidence.
Evidence who?
Evidence says I’m right. Trust me.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rumor.
Rumor who?
Rumor has it…I’m actually trying.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Truth.
Truth who?
Truth is—I came for snacks, not stress.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Meeting.
Meeting who?
Meeting my bed sounds more productive.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Apology.
Apology who?
Apology accepted—even though I wasn’t wrong.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Notification.
Notification who?
Notification: low motivation detected.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Drama.
Drama who?
Drama? Sorry, wrong door.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Reality.
Reality who?
Reality check—I need a nap.

Creative Knock Knock Jokes for Teens That Feel Fresh

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pixel.
Pixel who?
Pixel-ated my face, but the camera said “HD.”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Emoji.
Emoji who?
Emoji-nal damage from one dry reply.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Buffer.
Buffer who?
Buffering… my brain needs Wi-Fi.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avatar.
Avatar who?
Avatar-ry sorry, I was in my imaginary world.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Glowstick.
Glowstick who?
Glowstick around—this convo needs sparkle.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spoiler.
Spoiler who?
Spoiler alert: I’m still not doing homework.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Playlist.
Playlist who?
Playlist told me to be dramatic—so I am.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wi-Fi.
Wi-Fi who?
Wi-Fi not working… again?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snap.
Snap who?
Snap-ology: the science of leaving me on read.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cloud.
Cloud who?
Cloud storage—where my motivation disappeared.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Reboot.
Reboot who?
Reboot me, I’m emotionally glitching.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Caption.
Caption who?
Caption this: me pretending I’m fine.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Teleport.
Teleport who?
Teleport me to Friday, please.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Streak.
Streak who?
Streak maintained—friendship still alive.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Glitch.
Glitch who?
Glitch in the system—I woke up early.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Portal.
Portal who?
Portal to snacks? I’m in.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Notebook.
Notebook who?
Notebook—opened only for decoration.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hashtag.
Hashtag who?
Hashtag “I tried”—that’s today’s mood.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
NPC.
NPC who?
NPC mode activated during group work.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Unmute.
Unmute who?
Unmute me—I’ve been laughing silently.

Light-Hearted Knock Knock Jokes for Teens to Brighten the Mood

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sunshine.
Sunshine who?
Sunshine and smiles—come on in.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Happiness.
Happiness who?
Happiness called—said you’re doing great.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kindness.
Kindness who?
Kindness delivered—no rude replies today.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Smile.
Smile who?
Smile—it looks good on you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hope.
Hope who?
Hope you know you’re not alone.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Compliment.
Compliment who?
Compliment alert—you’re awesome.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peace.
Peace who?
Peace and quiet… until we laugh.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cheer.
Cheer who?
Cheer up—I brought jokes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rainbow.
Rainbow who?
Rainbow glad you smiled just now?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Friend.
Friend who?
Friend reminder—you matter.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Giggle.
Giggle who?
Giggle with me—life’s lighter together.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hug.
Hug who?
Hug you later… or right now.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy-fully, you deserve a sweet day.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Breeze.
Breeze who?
Breeze through today—you’ve got this.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joy.
Joy who?
Joy just arrived—say hi.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sparkle.
Sparkle who?
Sparkle a little—your energy matters.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Laugh.
Laugh who?
Laugh now—your mood will thank you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sun.
Sun who?
Sun-thing tells me today will be good.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Calm.
Calm who?
Calm down—your peace comes first.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Good news.
Good news who?
Good news—you made it through today.

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School-Friendly Knock Knock Jokes for Teens

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Locker.
Locker who?
Locker jammed again—I’ll just stand here.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bell.
Bell who?
Bell rang and my motivation left.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Quiz.
Quiz who?
Quiz me gently—my brain is fragile.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Notebook.
Notebook who?
Notebook? My handwriting disagrees.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Pencil me in for a nap after class.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Teacher.
Teacher who?
Teacher… please don’t say “pop quiz.”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Assignment.
Assignment who?
Assignment? I thought we were cool.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Library.
Library who?
Library—where voices go on airplane mode.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cafeteria.
Cafeteria who?
Cafeteria food—the real surprise test.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Late pass.
Late pass who?
Late pass? I need one for life.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Project.
Project who?
Project panic activated.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Math.
Math who?
Math class—my villain origin story.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ruler.
Ruler who?
Ruler? I can’t even rule my sleep.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hall pass.
Hall pass who?
Hall pass to escape this awkward moment.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eraser.
Eraser who?
Eraser my mistakes… especially that one.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Attendance.
Attendance who?
Attendance check—I’m here, mentally not.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Science.
Science who?
Science says sleep is important. I agree.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Backpack.
Backpack who?
Backpack heavy—like my responsibilities.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Coach.
Coach who?
Coach said “run”… my soul left.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Homework.
Homework who?
Homework? I’ll imagine it’s done.

Trending Knock Knock Jokes for Teens on Social Media

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Reel.
Reel who?
Reel quick—why did I just watch 60 videos?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
FYP.
FYP who?
FYP knows me better than my friends.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hashtag.
Hashtag who?
Hashtag “productive”… while doing nothing.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Story.
Story who?
Story time—why is my life a drama series?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Filter.
Filter who?
Filter on—confidence loading.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Streak.
Streak who?
Streak check—send anything, even a wall.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Caption.
Caption who?
Caption this: me pretending I’m fine.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Like.
Like who?
Like my post—my ego is waiting.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Comment.
Comment who?
Comment section—where peace goes to die.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
DM.
DM who?
DM me—but don’t be weird.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Trend.
Trend who?
Trend alert—me copying dances badly.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Meme.
Meme who?
Meme-ories made… now send more.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Live.
Live who?
Live and learn… or just watch silently.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Screenshot.
Screenshot who?
Screenshot saved—don’t switch up.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mute.
Mute who?
Mute button—my favorite self-care.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Unfollow.
Unfollow who?
Unfollowed… for mental health.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spam.
Spam who?
Spam bots again? I must be famous.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Glow.
Glow who?
Glow-up post—please clap in comments.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Algorithm said: “you need this at 2 AM.”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Viral.
Viral who?
Viral moment—me tripping over nothing.

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Fun Knock Knock Jokes for Teens for Parties and Hangouts

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Party.
Party who?
Party’s here—bring snacks, not drama.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Music.
Music who?
Music up—feet ready, worries gone.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Pizza my heart—this slice is mine.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Selfie.
Selfie who?
Selfie time—act natural… fail together.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dance.
Dance who?
Dance floor needs you—yes, you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snack table.
Snack table who?
Snack table—where I’ll be all night.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Game.
Game who?
Game on—loser buys soda.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Squad.
Squad who?
Squad’s here—fun unlocked.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
DJ.
DJ who?
DJ, play the song everyone screams to.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Laugh.
Laugh who?
Laugh louder—it’s a party.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chill corner.
Chill corner who?
Chill corner—introverts recharging.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Invite.
Invite who?
Invite me again—I bring good vibes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Glow sticks.
Glow sticks who?
Glow sticks out—party officially cool.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Photo booth.
Photo booth who?
Photo booth—bad poses, great memories.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Soda.
Soda who?
Soda-pressed? Drink and smile.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Confetti.
Confetti who?
Confetti-lations—we survived the week.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Playlist.
Playlist who?
Playlist approved—no sad songs.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cake.
Cake who?
Cake it easy—I’m here for dessert.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Laugh track.
Laugh track who?
Laugh track—because my jokes need support.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goodnight.
Goodnight who?
Goodnight—social battery hit zero.

Q&A Style Knock Knock Jokes for Teens

Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Receipt.
Receipt who?
Receipt this—because I’m right.
Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Lag.
Lag who?
Lagging so hard, I’m in last week.
Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Homework.
Homework who?
Homework? I thought we were cool.
Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Crush.
Crush who?
Crush texted… send help.
Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Weekend.
Weekend who?
Weekend—please come faster.
Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Snap.
Snap who?
Snap back—my streak needs CPR.
Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Note.
Note who?
Note to self: stop procrastinating.
Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Mute.
Mute who?
Mute them—I choose peace.
Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Snack.
Snack who?
Snack time—no discussion needed.
Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Glow.
Glow who?
Glow up in progress—don’t judge.
Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Autocorrect.
Autocorrect who?
Autocorrect ruined my whole message.
Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Study.
Study who?
Study later—I’m in my rest era.
Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Vibe.
Vibe who?
Vibe check passed—come in.
Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Coffee.
Coffee who?
Coffee—because my brain is offline.
Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Drama.
Drama who?
Drama? Wrong house.
Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Screenshot.
Screenshot who?
Screenshot saved—don’t switch up.
Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Timer.
Timer who?
Timer says I’m late… again.
Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Playlist.
Playlist who?
Playlist changed—mood improved.
Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Clown.
Clown who?
Clown? Yeah, me—texting first again.
Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Sleep.
Sleep who?
Sleep—because today did too much.

Hilarious Knock Knock Jokes for Teens That Guarantee Laughter

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Procrastination.
Procrastination who?
Procrastination… I’ll explain it later.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Autocorrect.
Autocorrect who?
Autocorrect changed “okay” to “I love you.”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tuesday.
Tuesday who?
Tuesday—the day that feels like three Mondays.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Exam.
Exam who?
Exam? My brain just filed for bankruptcy.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Phone.
Phone who?
Phone at 2%—same energy.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Glow up.
Glow up who?
Glow up? I’m still in my “before” era.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wi-Fi.
Wi-Fi who?
Wi-Fi so slow I met my future self waiting.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Group project.
Group project who?
Group project—where trust issues are born.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Laundry.
Laundry who?
Laundry? I’ve been confidently re-wearing outfits.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Late reply.
Late reply who?
Late reply—I was fighting demons (napping).
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Social battery.
Social battery who?
Social battery at 0%—silent mode activated.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chores.
Chores who?
Chores? I’m allergic to responsibility.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Crush.
Crush who?
Crush said “hey”… and my personality vanished.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Camera.
Camera who?
Camera on? I forgot how to be human.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Motivation.
Motivation who?
Motivation left—snacks stayed.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Teacher.
Teacher who?
Teacher said “present” and I almost teleported.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Monday.
Monday who?
Monday… please don’t look at me.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Notification.
Notification who?
Notification: low storage—same for my brain.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gym.
Gym who?
Gym? I lift snacks daily.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Weekend.
Weekend who?
Weekend—I missed you like Wi-Fi during a blackout.

FAQs – Knock Knock Jokes for Teens

What makes knock knock jokes fun for teenagers?

Knock knock jokes are short, interactive, and relatable. Teens love them because they’re easy to share and quick to land.

Are these knock knock jokes safe for school?

Yes, all jokes in this list are clean, school-friendly, and appropriate for teens of all ages.

Can teens use these jokes on social media?

Absolutely. Many of these jokes are perfect for Instagram captions, Snapchat chats, TikTok comments, and group messages.

Why do teens enjoy knock knock jokes so much?

They mix humor with timing and wordplay, making them fun without needing long explanations or dark humor.

Can I share these jokes with friends and family?

Yes! These jokes are designed for sharing—at school, parties, hangouts, or online conversations.

Conclusion

Knock knock jokes for teens are a simple way to add humor to everyday life. From school stress to social media moments, these jokes capture teenage experiences in a fun and light-hearted way. Whether you enjoy clever wordplay, silly punchlines, or quick one-liners, there’s always a joke here that fits your vibe.

Bookmark this page and come back whenever you need a laugh. Share your favorite jokes with friends, drop them in group chats, or use them as icebreakers. Laughter is better when it’s shared—and these teen-approved knock knock jokes make it easy 😄

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